I have not failed. I just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

Thomas A. Edison

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. 

Zsa Zsa Gabor

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, “Hey look… that one is shaped like an idiot.”

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometimes in your life.
Winston Churchill


Home is not where you were born; home is where all your attempt to escape cease.

Naguib Mahfouz